goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010

Space Goat

A pejorative term for the Draenei, a playable race from the World of Warcraft video game. The nickname is earned by the fictitious humanoids because they possess horns and a leg structure reassembling that of goats, along with an overall appearance and lore which is very science fiction-esque compared to the aesthetics of other playable WoW races.

I rolled a space goat cause belfs are fuckin' gay.

by rma56 November 4, 2010

Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.

"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"

by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005

Go To The Goat

A way to tell someone to "go to hell" or to refer to the act of dying .

I'm gonna get my kicks before I Go To The Goat .

She tried to over charge me by 2 two bucks so I told that old biddy to go to the goat.

by AnimalStitches June 2, 2009

goat times

Anything you want it to be. Something to be said when you have nothing else to say. A good or a bad time, depending on the inside joke between you and another person.

William: Damn, Nadia is such an idiot. I wish she would get fired so I can make the extra money it takes to pay her overpaid salary.
Ray: Yeah.
William: I mean, I could do so much better and all that.. (bla bla bla)
Ray: Goat times.

by MrV July 3, 2007

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020