goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010

Space Goat

A pejorative term for the Draenei, a playable race from the World of Warcraft video game. The nickname is earned by the fictitious humanoids because they possess horns and a leg structure reassembling that of goats, along with an overall appearance and lore which is very science fiction-esque compared to the aesthetics of other playable WoW races.

I rolled a space goat cause belfs are fuckin' gay.

by rma56 November 4, 2010

Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.

"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"

by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

goat times

Anything you want it to be. Something to be said when you have nothing else to say. A good or a bad time, depending on the inside joke between you and another person.

William: Damn, Nadia is such an idiot. I wish she would get fired so I can make the extra money it takes to pay her overpaid salary.
Ray: Yeah.
William: I mean, I could do so much better and all that.. (bla bla bla)
Ray: Goat times.

by MrV July 3, 2007

Go To The Goat

A way to tell someone to "go to hell" or to refer to the act of dying .

I'm gonna get my kicks before I Go To The Goat .

She tried to over charge me by 2 two bucks so I told that old biddy to go to the goat.

by AnimalStitches June 2, 2009