Goalhanging

The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.

Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down

by wanker jord January 19, 2008

Relationship Goals

A flipagram on social media that shows two hoodrats holding each other's crotches and flaunting around drug money saying they want matching Bentley's and Jordan's with sayings like "When bae becomes wife" with a Chris Brown song playing in the background.

OMG bae! Kim and Kanye are relationship goals fr fr!

by ctrey97 April 9, 2015

Couple Goals

Courtney and Eloise

Oh my goodness, Courtney and Eloise are such couple goals

by QueendomAppreciation June 4, 2020

On goals

When you try to explain to your mom what "on fleek" mean and "goals" so she says, "So I am on goals?"

"Wow Taylor, you are literally on goals."

by grungeXstylist May 31, 2015

Best friend goals

The saying white girls use whenever they are(or they see)doing something cool together

*sees two girls wearing matching outfits* Becky: omg girl that is tots best friend goals i wish we could be like that but your such a stupid bitch.

by thatwhitehoe May 30, 2018

Relationship Goals

Grace and Dylan

"I wish our relationship was like Grace and Dylan's, they're relationship goals!"

by Dylboy11 February 2, 2016

goaltending

Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at cock blocking long after it could ever succeed. Make sure you use the appropriate NBA referee gesture when calling it.

"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."

by JonKorn September 4, 2005