Garrett Stevenson

Garrett Stevenson is quite simply one of the best friends you will have. This is due to his simp characteristics. He will always stop what he is doing in a heartbeat for any girl, as long as he likes you. Garrett Stevenson also has very very protective parents, his parents will do anything it takes to keep him inside away from friends which makes Garrett Stevenson a little antisocial but what he lacks in social skills he makes up for in his previously mentioned superior simp skills. His simping skills are maxed to the highest they can be, he won’t stop simping until he gets what he desires.

Dang bro you were really being a garrett stevenson when you were talking to that girl earlier.

by JShottt November 28, 2019

Garretson

A dick infested town with not only one long penis but 2 long penises. mr. and mrs. long have tiny buttholes and like it like the kids that lurk within

you - ew mr long is gay and he lives in garretson.

me - yes we know.

us - save uss from this place called dicked gtown

by TheGuyWhoLivesInGarretson January 17, 2020

garrett

a man (large) who likes to play with ballz and blockz

garrett plays with blockz and ballz

by bumbee liston February 27, 2020

garret7

To call a toxic csgo player which keep spamming "?" (easy) but actually he just camping at spawn with AWP + ARMOR

A: ? why so easy dude?
B: hmmm garret7

by garret fat cck June 21, 2020

Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020

Garrett Kimzey

A Garrett Kimzey is a somtimes nice person but is always very needy and is a big lier. A garrett is amazing with girls . Relationship s with a Garrett never last wrong

Our classmate is quite the Garrett Kimzey

by A_Random_Human_Being September 8, 2020

garrett kimzey

a person with 20 girlfriends and has the IQ of a wooden plank

that guy over there is such a Garrett Kimzey

by h123abch September 8, 2020