Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

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Garfiled

A guy who is a fricking stud who can pull every girl on sight. He is totaly awesome and any girl would love to have him and hate to let him go.

look at that kid. he is a total Garfiled

by gmoney1400 January 11, 2012

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Garfielding

The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.

Hey, check out that guy on the dancefloor! He's rolling so hard he's fucking Garfielding!

by Meathammer July 14, 2014

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garff

1. A term used to describe people(s) living in Salt Lake City, UT.
2. To smoke marijuana or be garffed

Emily: "Can you believe Salt Lake City has so many people?"
Violet: "They're a bunch of garff's"

by Femily December 11, 2007

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garbie

another name for garbage man, or one who picks up garbage.

Art: "Garbies! Garbies! Wait! What are you doing?"
Vic, Garbageman #1: "Emptying garbage..."

Art: "Into the garbage truck? Are you out of your mind?"

Vic, Garbageman #1: "Who's gonna clean up all this mess?!"
Rumsfeld: "You are, 'cause YOU are a garbage man!"
from the movie "The Burbs," starring Tom Hanks.

by matty_the_rooster August 13, 2009

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