Skip to main content

someone leaving a grave

a Something Leaving A Grave is a secretive way to confuse your enemies while saying they are a SLAG (first letter of each word)
person 1: can't 🅱elieve your with him after 1 day of 🅱eing with me
person 2: he's 🅱etter than you & he cares unlike you
person 1: i can sense Someone Leaving A Grave

person 2: what?!
person 1: ;) 🅱ye
by El spancho March 6, 2019
mugGet the someone leaving a grave mug.

grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite
Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck
by d&d inc. June 26, 2008
mugGet the grave juicer mug.

eating grapes

Living the good life.

In the lap of luxury with not a care in the world.

Background image: the movies always portraying a kingly or noble figure getting fed grapes by an attractive female (or male)
Sad to hear Bob is retiring next week.

Naw...he'll be eating grapes somewhere off the coast of Hawaii.
by Mezie August 7, 2012
mugGet the eating grapes mug.

graveney

A school filled with nittys and teachers that can’t teach. Nice atmosphere though.
Boy: what skl do yu go to?
Girl: Graveney School
Boy: Innabit
by D.16 January 15, 2020
mugGet the graveney mug.

Grave

I buried my bone in her grave.
by Ahurlee July 8, 2021
mugGet the Grave mug.

grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.
Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!
by Paulo and Miguel May 2, 2006
mugGet the grave robbing mug.

graveyard pussy

n. vagina that once had, will be remembered for the rest of your remaining life...due to contracting a venereal disease that will put you in the graveyard.
It is a common feature most likely to be found on crack whores, town bicycles, and most any unclean woman.
When I was a young man, my father told me not to mess around with girls of ill repute, as they were most likely to have graveyard pussy. And as tempting as it might be, you don't want any of that graveyard pussy.
by Brodie Cumberland May 26, 2008
mugGet the graveyard pussy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email