couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

Goal digger

In a co-operate world, team member rides on a goal set by others, instead of contributing their ideas and efforts to make their goal.

Person 1: Can I use the same goal you have in our quarterly goal-setting?

Person 2: Don't be a goal digger, use your own goal dude.

by Wise302 January 16, 2024

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

IVF goals

A handsome face that a pretty woman would want to IVF with

Howard Kevin Stern is IVF goals

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”

I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.

by Grumpygills June 3, 2018

couple goals

kay and blair

kay and blair are couple goals

by wisteriiaaa May 4, 2021

Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.

Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!

by Oogaflugen August 8, 2020