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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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frickleston

"I hate fricklestons, all they do is under season food."
by Johnathon Martinez March 13, 2023
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frickleston

A racial slur that is very offensive towards Caucasian people.
"I hate fricklestons, they are so annoying and always under season food.
by Johnathon Martinez March 13, 2023
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fricklenuckle

(noun) A small, frustrating problem or obstacle that is difficult to resolve or overcome.
"I can't get this fricklenuckle of a knot out of my shoelaces!"
by SirZnad March 22, 2023
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freckle dust

To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.
What the hell! Wake up Brian, you just freckle dusted my leg!
by KryssieSmiles June 4, 2023
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Frickle

Dude I saw Steven's penis its tiny even for a frickle
by Sbrockets June 8, 2023
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Franklefaust

German slang for a liar with a big penis because he lies and says his penis is small.
What a franklefaust!
by hhhhdfghj December 11, 2023
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