Pony plug

Last night I shoved a pony plug up my ass
by GeneralxLegend May 04, 2016
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pony up

An act of pooling everyone's money in the current group together.
Who wants to order a pizza? Everyone who does, pony up!
by Jimmy Ray February 06, 2004
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prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!
Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.
by randman90 January 14, 2017
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The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.
"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"
by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009
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jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.
Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.
by Brandon Dockery April 11, 2007
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Pony Ridin

the act of riding a pony;also a term used to say somebody is tripping
Those niggas be pony ridin.
by npicky June 04, 2010
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Pat the pony

Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.
"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."
by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008
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