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Log Flume

Similar to an upper decker, however the turd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). When flushed the turd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.
"Woah! Man I've just been log flumed!!"
by Josh Bird September 9, 2006
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flumen

An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.
Person 1: Did you hear about Craig's junk? His dick is huge and his balls are really small.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.
by shitstain212593 January 16, 2008
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Fluent in French

Fuck! Sorry, scuse my French

Don't worry, I'm fluent in French
by Dr Dinho July 25, 2013
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flupe

Verb: To goof off or fool around. Also, means to mess things up badly.
Hey... quit fluping off, we've got work to do!

Oh man, he fluped it up real bad.
by The Sicilian Jesus August 7, 2006
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flugen

1) a peice of fruit that has more that 98 colours
2) a man with 2 penis's
3) a computer without a floppy drive
4) Michelle Spoons
5) The bin is full
1) That apple has some weird flugen.
2) o' my god! flugen!
3) Dude! wheres your flugen?
4) Hey! look its michelle spoons!
5) Flugen mom!
by Mr Makey January 29, 2005
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Flute

Flute - Another name for a penis. Used in reference to receiving a blow job.
Yo Man I just copped some flute!
by Joey Rabone March 28, 2011
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kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.
John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok
by i have a long pole October 10, 2005
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