Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

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Bro im going to fix my vr

Term typically used by gay teens meaning to get their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend

by Bro my vr November 21, 2020

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Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree

Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo

by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020

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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

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