Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree

Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo

by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020

nicotine fix

when you need nicotine (usually a vape) because you are fiening

bro can you hook me up with that nicotine fix ?

by yuhhsiya December 5, 2018

I Fixed Everything

I Fixed Everything

I Fixed Everything

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Chris fixed

"Chrid fixed" is something that was cheaply fixed or repaired with common handtools at home.

"I Chris fixed my car"

by kwentschair November 1, 2019

Fixings

All the meats available at one location.

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”

by Mynameismenotyou December 1, 2021

fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw September 26, 2015