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soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
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Five and two

Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
Let's five and two the drunk guy.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
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Five-Teen

Five-Teen lasts for fifteen years.

This is the age that parents can refer to their kids (mostly Daughters) as being.

It is all encompassing in the age range of five to twenty years of age.

It can either be a younger child whom is yet a teenager, acting out in ways that make them seem older than they are.

It is also used to describe a teenager who is acting like a little kid.

Usually it is not a compliment whatever.
"My kid acts like they are Five-Teen years old"
by ChanceOmatic January 11, 2018
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The Five Knights

A group of wild, insane, weird and creepy friends who're are dorks and formed a group named the 5 knights one day in grade 5 and still use it to this day cause they be weird!!!
- who are those freaks running around the school yard like weirdos

- the five knights they weird

- ya no duh!

*joins the group in their fun*
by Movi3junki3_42 May 19, 2017
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Nerd five

Nerd five is like a regular high five, only with a jump. While high-fiving you need to scream "boyia" and jump up in the air (both people at the same time). This kind of high five occures when you both have bought/done/achieved something awesome.
Eks. You and a friend just bought the same game and are very excited about playing toghet, then you proceed to jump in the air and do a Nerd five.
by Islandfarm March 5, 2012
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Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief
I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime
by Vasis March 24, 2011
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Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.
by Names Fakely October 21, 2011
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