First [Bubba]

The male partner/husband of a President of the United States who comes from the South and who chortles easily, instinctively slaps others' backs as a sign of affirmation, loves to eat barbequed meats, and who longs to be a NASCAR driver more than a male First Lady.

Howdy Mr. First Bubba, are those port ribs or beef?
The President didn't accompany the First Bubba to the tractor pull.

by seamusocadhla July 12, 2016

First beat

A person you first had sex with

'She was my first beat'

by Drop it June 22, 2016

November First

angsty day of where your friend would tell u to wait until november first, and then you wait all that time to dind out nothing will happen and u fell for it

Friend 1: Omg yo yo yo friend its november first whats gonna happen
Friend 2: Nothing. Its november first. If u want something to happen, make something happen yourself.

by lemonsareverysour October 27, 2022

First love

Someone you think about from time to time even though you both stopped talking a long time ago. Things such as certain weather, songs and acronyms can someone trigger the memory you both had. You long for the feeling again and he/she/they pops up in your mind when you’re feeling down or when you hit rock bottom. You wish they are still here. You both don’t necessarily have to be in a relationship before to feel this kind of feeling. Sometimes you might even fall for people who display even the slightest bit of resemblance to him/her. At the end of the day, you still carry on with life with the memories that you both had & you cherish it.

*The night we met by Lord Huron plays*

“This reminds me of my first love I met back in 2020”

by cakeyg July 26, 2022

First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011

First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.

I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022

First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

by Reiffenstein August 4, 2012