salvador fernandez

a huge ass splunking chode that has a cousin with quite possibly one of the sweetest asses in the world

by jamal gomez March 28, 2003

Fernando

He's a short little smurf with a little dick and he's the biggest pervert of the world!!!!!

Fernando touched my big, thicc, and delicious ass today!

by Caca Pedos February 13, 2018

FERF

Family Enduced Rebound Fuck.

Mother: "Jane, you've been so sad ever since you and John broke up, why don't you go out with that waiter, he seems cute"
Jane: "What is this mom, a FERF?"

by Dhules December 27, 2011

Fernando

A really annoying person and is really gay

Fernando’s gay

by Fernandogay March 13, 2019

Red Fern

Male version of a fire crotch.

That guy Brad is a RED FERN like Lindsay Lohan.

That dude is a RED FERN...but totally hot, unlike that other ginger.

by Cat Flaps March 8, 2009

Fernando

When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.

dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.

by cam'ron yo May 23, 2006

fernando

almost like a dirty sanchez but instead a person farts into a sock or cloth and asks another person if this rag smells like salsa..the result is devistating!

sock fart fernando aka the rag of doom

by primehive August 22, 2011