Fecal People

Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.

My friend Chris and I are very regular because we’re fecal people.

by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020

Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020

fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.

"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.

by Eurloch April 27, 2022

Fedcath

An amalgam of Fed and Tradcath. Denotes online poasters of Tradcath tendency who display telltale signs of being an undercover federal agent.

Did you see that entrapment thread enticing people to burn down abortion clinics? Fedcaths are at it again.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

macro fecal cephalon

My Dad came up with this term meaning Big Shit Head!

Son, you can be a real macro fecal cephalon at times.

by Chief Running Hook April 1, 2021

fecal monster

a monster that like fecal
tpypically a fecal monster would be releated to a smurf

by smeg head October 23, 2003