Fast Mattress

Getting laid as fast as possible.

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.

by jSalty January 12, 2019

fast forword

the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.

you want to go to school and learn
no imma just do fast forword

by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019

Fast and furriest

Fast and furthest.. .meaning when a man doesn't manscape for at least two weeks and has coitus with his female partner and fucks her fast and furry like a squirrel

He gave her the old fast and furriest

by Enzolammento March 7, 2019

Fast skkrr

A that goes really fast around the roads

Guy 1: omg look at that car
Guy 2: that is such a fast skkrrr

by Lmao ur not funny September 5, 2019

Fast And Dumb

People Are Fast But Also Very Dumb as the world is falling down into bits. Everyday our brain's go smaller by two percent thanks to you. Look when people say thay smart, they really not you see people need to fix the earth and leave experiments behind.

"To The Fast And Dumb People! Please Leave Earth NOW!!!"

by Brobly McFlurry November 13, 2019

Fast food

Food that can be prepared quickly and easily and is sold in restaurants and snack bars as a quick meal or to be taken out.

Mc Donald's, Popeye's, and Burger King are all examples of fast food.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Fast Track

The vagina of an astronaut.

The vagina of an astronaut if a Fast Track.

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020