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False Vibration

False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.
*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.

Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
by ALF613 May 3, 2010
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falsies

When a person sucks air up their butt and farts it back out
man that falsie was as loud as a siren!
by Falsie Master July 31, 2003
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False Modesty

Telling people you are good at something until someone agrees with you, which in part you deny that you are good at all.
Shogo: So you're all "I got the music in me" 'til someone agrees with you? Then it's all..I'm gonna call it false modesty. Can't have it both ways...I've heard you play. Stick with, "I got the music in me." It's a better fit. Confidence, Shuya, confidence.
by Ziveeman November 21, 2005
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falsehood

Quit saying that you don't color your hair, that is a falsehood. People in Beverly Hills are so phony, I wouldn't want to live in that falsehood.
by kitit December 22, 2013
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false dawn

When dawn is observed on the horizon and you are not ready for it. Often times occurs while out drinking all night or during finals in college. When observed, it is best to ignore the false dawn until there is no denying that it is morning.

Origin:
Phrase first spoken after an all night drinking session before morning piano movement
All night spent drinking in hot tub
David:"Is it daylight already?"
John: "Nah, thats just the false dawn, ignore it."

Finals week all-nighters
Allen: "You ready for this test?"
Jeremy: "I'm about half there... shit, is that the false dawn? What time is it?!?"
by manabouttorock December 28, 2011
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falseatizing

Falsely advertising; usually a physical feature or a appearance.
Look at that bitch in the Wonderbra. Her tits ain't that big. She's falseatizing them things.
by ceceschmee October 14, 2005
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Falselyz

Completely and totally NOT true.
Um.. excuse me, that statement is totally falselyz dude.
by Seduced September 30, 2007
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