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Flute

An instrument in which people like to play meme songs badly on it.
A) Yo you ever seen that Titanic flute fail?
B) *sigh* yea
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Flute

C10 C12 C20 / FLUTE
by A I DON'T BLINK October 15, 2025
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Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute
Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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flute

Something used to charm a snakey prick.
"Ben is being a snake so me and Henry had to be flutes so he stopped being a snakey dick face"
by snake boi August 31, 2016
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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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Fag Flute

An Australian colloquialism for a vaping device. The abriviation for Faggot Flute. Originally exclaimed by Dan Louis, the possessive noun 'Fag Flute' was created. Referring to a vape; a hand held nicotine product, the term was coined. Carrying a negative connotation towards vaping the euphemism fag flute can be used to shame a user of a vaping device.
Oi bruz chuck us the fag flute.
Levi stop sucking on that fag flute.
by Dan Louis July 2, 2023
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Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
by Chavvvy June 21, 2018
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