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F.O.O.D.

Red jelly that can control you into a robot but untill...
...you eat real food then you become human again until you eat it again. F.O.O.D. is from the best YouTuber "Dad"
by Despacito spooder May 24, 2021
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D.O.F

D.O.F.

This is an acronym, (not to be confused with depth of field) meaning Dream Of Fucking. You see someone like J Law and know you can't have her but you put her on your D.O.F list because you can still dream about fucking her!

In other words, someone you really wanna fuck
Candace: Yo Bri you see the English teacher with the really exotic hair?
Bri: Yea, she’s so nice to me and she looks just like Anna Silk
Candace: I really D.O.F her man, like damn this bitch is on my D.O.F. list!
* Someone Candace dreams of fucking*
by itscnukno September 6, 2016
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d.a.f.l

D.A.F.L dumb ass fucking lyrics said like daffel
My friends and i made up a song with d.a.f.l
by iceekillz April 26, 2017
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E.M.P.F.T.B.D

Eat. My. Pussy. From. The. Back. Daddy
by J TopDogg May 27, 2021
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D.U.F.F.

D-dumb
U-ugly
F-fat
F-friend

or

D-dumb
U-unreasonable
F-fuck
F-face

Go with it as you wish.
Snooki: "Oh my God. What a D.U.F.F.!"
Deena: "I know, right? Totally a duff."
by Smigslovesyou101 April 13, 2011
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F.O.R.D

ford hater:"dude, you know what F.O.R.D stands for?"
Ford guy:"yeah First On Race Day!!!"
by minerzero69 December 12, 2006
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A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.

An insult where you use eight adjectives that are used to compliment someone. These adjectives start with one of the first 8 letters of the alphabet and this acronym. The letter it starts with depends on whether it's the third, first or fifth one. For example, the second adjective would begin with a B, and the sixth adjective would begin with an F.
Speaking of those first 8 letters, they can stand for: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Dexterous, Elegant, Fabulous, Gleaming, and Hot. They can stand for other words too, for example, A can stand for Amazing or Awesome just like how B can stand for Brilliant or Blissful.
The 9th, 10th, and 11th letters of the alphabet stand for I'm Just Kidding. They're also the last letters in this acronym.
You use it by saying "Did you know you are ABCDEFGHIJK?" then you use 8 compliments that start with letters that go from A to H.
Lastly, you say "I'm Just Kidding!" when they say "But what about the IJK?" or "You forgot the IJK!" Something like that.
You're welcome. If you actually use this insult, enjoy the reaction.
Bill is A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.! He's adorable, brilliant, charming, dexterous, elegant, fabulous, gleaming, and hot. I'm just kidding!
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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