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Emerald Heights

Best place in all of Redmond, WA to work, even if it's a retirement home, with good pay and most convenient hours. After you work there, you probably won't want to work anywhere else, or will be so attached to some nice old person that you can't.
The Emerald Heights dining room has the highest concentration of Redmond High students of all the companies in Redmond. Probably.
by waitstaff?! June 13, 2007
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Embrace the Martian

Getting higher than you've ever gotten. Embracing the side of yourself that's normally subdued by sober reality and becoming one with something larger than yourself.
Hey man, come over tonight. Let's embrace the martian and cook gratuitous amounts of food!
by Dankrupt December 7, 2011
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Neptune's Embrace

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.
I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.
by TellTail September 11, 2019
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emergency blow

Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.

ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October
Jones had eaten mass quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an "emergency blow" at the nearest Gas Station.
by JTH13 May 29, 2008
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emergencybsitquick

The feeling you get when you need to BS your homework before the start of class.
- Did you do your HW?

- OH NO! (feels a need to "emergencyBSitquick")
by Bobthedodo March 31, 2010
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Emergency Airdrop

Verb: To take a shit on a plane, not because you wan't to, but rather the urgency of bowels calls.

Noun: Previously stated airborne shit.
Uh oh, I should have dropped deuce at home. I think I may have to call in an Emergency Airdrop now that our flight has already taken off.
by MIXTAP3 July 27, 2010
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emerald chat

A website claiming to be the next omegle. The person who started it had good intentions, starting a website that wouldn't be full of horny people, and also having features that some people request. However, there have been rumors about the website leaking information, like emails, to third parties. The website itself is ok, but not really that good. The person who made it has been talking about it quite a bit on the omegle subreddit, even to the point of using multiple accounts, like BeyondOmegle and callancarr (sometimes called cancer). The website itself seems to be a bit lying, because it does show how many people are on it, but if someone opens up a few tabs with it, the number actually does change at random, and it's not the same on other tabs.
In my opinion, emerald chat really isn't that good, I've tried it, and it's just kind of eh, not good, not bad, but really not good. Also, the creator of it is threatening to sue someone for "libel", even though the person who is saying their opinions isn't really trying to libel on anyone, so if the creator of emerald really does sue, the lawyers probably won't be able to make a good case.
by U Ben Had July 29, 2017
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