Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007

Elevens

It means "fuck you" or "I don't want to fucking do that". It comes from the act of putting your two middle fingers up they look like the number eleven It is said instead of actually putting up your fingers.

Elevens to that, I'm chucking elevens to that

by Gypsy Salazar February 22, 2010

Elements

3 studs, also alumni of the Hun School, all of whom have the greatest abs and hook up with whoever they want, whenever they want but only fly chicks. They have the best style on the east coast, in their high class ralph lauren and jcrew, or their fly abercrombie and fitch but they also like to keep it casual sometimes by rocking their sick lax pinnies. They blaze the highest quality turkey around with cherry pie, (the official element mascot) but thats only when they're not smashing some bud light limes or owning people at the beer pong table. They also roll with IDS till they die. Basically just the coolest three bros you could ever imagine

Elements run ishhh

by yeyy col September 26, 2009

Elevens

A burnout competition to see who can lay the longest stretch of straight lines on a road by smoking their tires. The lines form a number 11 shape.

I'll bet I can lay better elevens than you can.

Let's go do some elevens in that parking lot.

by Andaroo da Monkey November 17, 2011

elevenses

elevenses is a term that refers to the act or aftermath of an automobile spinning tires and leaving two black marks on the pavement.

The marks left often resemble the number eleven (11) sometimes with slight curvature to them.

Elevenses are often the result of hooning.

"Did you see Matt lay down a set of elevenses leaving the car show?"

"My Mustang can do elevenses for miles if I try!"

"Matt, did you leave those elevenses in front of my house!?"

by BradStang February 21, 2013

Two Eleven

Harsh Malted Beverage.

Industry Man would you drink two for one of every Two Eleven I can put down. I,M short for industry man Sure I have never seen you drink. Seven 211 later IM was Fucked up.

by Goat Nob June 17, 2008

water elemental

water elementals are the opposite of fire elementals. often look like giant fish.

the water elemental is quite scary

by Smurf August 17, 2004