EgyptianGoodness

The stuff you see when you accedentially walk in on your SS teacher.

Hey Mr. B, what's that on your computer?

EgyptianGoodness.

by Jendra416 September 12, 2017

Egyptian sloppy pop

When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole

Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious

by Spiffyyolife January 18, 2018

egyptypical

To remove all common sense and logic from any form of planning and foresight from the most basic tasks including breathing.

That Egyptypical Dumbass opened a package of (Corn Nuts) from the bottom while holding it from the top and starved to death!!

by Achmed ElsherJewknee May 30, 2018

Egyptian Sex Pyramid

THE ULTIMATE SEX POSITION.

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.

by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019

Egyptian Relief

When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!

Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief

by MOWITHAREALLYBIGDICK May 12, 2020

Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.

“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”

by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020

Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

by MiBest March 29, 2021