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Eskimo Ice Fishing

When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.
Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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eskimode

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.
When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.
by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011
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Eskimo Fight Song

A song that is sung at every edmonton eskimo home football game in-between the third and fourth quarter.
by eskimo fan September 19, 2012
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eskimo puddle

Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.

Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.

2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.

Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.

Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!

Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."

eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
by akaemyers February 1, 2012
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Esketitism

When you get a sudden urge of excitement and feel the need to scream "ESKETIT"
Vro, I just had an esketitism! "ESKETIT"
by Mr. Swish Esketit April 21, 2018
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Eskandar

Eskandar is a Iranian name , he is a funny man. He likes animals , he likes sports definitely football and mostly in premier league they like Liverpool , Man city , Man United .
Lastly he wins a lot of money on the internet or off line too .
(Handsome)
One girl said “What can we call this boy
A boy said” You can call them ESKANDAR’s”
by Leibibdarsol November 27, 2019
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peter eskeeter

Marissa: Hey Josh, heard this crazy story about this voluptuous peter eskeeter named Seewagen - she chopped off her husbands dick, threw it in the woods, he sewed it back on, and then she chopped it off again. Feminism, huh?
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019
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