1. A person that hides hides his uncertanties, lack of self-confidence, lack of personality, and social ineptitude behind a label so that these qualities appear to be trendy, and make him/her more appealing to a like-minded person of the opposite sex.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
2. A "lifestyle". This is actually false, as being Emo is not a lifestyle, it is simply an ambiguous label.
3. A trend that has unfortunately become popular, thanks to corporations and music labels pushing goods that relate to the Emo label.
4. Anything related to the above definitions.
Emo Kid: "My life is terrible. I am without love. Woe is me."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
Normal Guy: "Yeah, your life is terrible, considering you live with your parents who provide you with everything you need, including an allowance so you can buy your stupid clothes and music. Why don't you go steal your sister's pants, write some shitty poetry, and take some poorly-lit, out-of-focus, extreme close-up pictures of yourself to post on your 'blog."
Emo Kid: "You just don't understand what it's like to be one of us!"
Normal Guy: "One of 'US'? You mean one of you people who play into a stupid trend, but somehow think that they are unique and interesting? What is there to understand?"
Emo Kid: *sniffle*.. "I'm gonna' go cut myself now...."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emomug. An Emo is the guy your girlfriend liked because " He's not gay, he's just not like you and your friends." Then a few years later she says: "OMG! You'll never guess who we saw in the Gay Bar last night!"
by Bonehead57 March 15, 2007
Get the emomug. A fuckin' poser. Someone who thinks they're punk (Apparently crying your eyes out and slashing your body is a good way to rebel, according to these idiots). When the "emo" trend started, punk started dying. Same with metal and Pantera's unfortunate departure. Actual emo is a form of music, stemming back to the early 90's as a type of hardcore (emotive hardcore). I wear slim-fit jeans that are black or gray and black band shirts (Only color band shirts come in really), and some Fallen shoes (I skate, yes) but people confuse that with being emo, now, thanks to MTV and mainstream "culture". I would wear white but other than skate tees, I like band shirts and they most commonly come in black so, *shrug*. I'm a metalhead. Plain and simple. Now it's "punk" to become vegan and starve yourself of perfectly good meat that's important for a healthy body, when in reality, the animal you "care" so much about just died for nothing when you refused to eat it. But yeah, that's a whole different subject all together. Stop being so depressed, if you really are. Don't make your depression some "style" cuz it's not. Get over your depression. Metal has always been there for me in rough times. You'll get through it, just stop trying to capitalize on it, then you just come off as someone with no self-respect.
Emo kid: I wear tight black jeans and eyeliner and paint my nails and cry at night. I give metalheads who dress similarly a bad name. Someone help?
Anyone else/Metalhead: Go listen to Hatebreed or Pantera. Hell, go pop in some Children of Bodom.
Anyone else/Metalhead: Go listen to Hatebreed or Pantera. Hell, go pop in some Children of Bodom.
by Fallen and Zero For Life February 26, 2009
Get the Emomug. When emo people get depressed they write sobby songs and make suicide notes. Their favorite songs are usually titled 'Stab my heart because I love you'
Their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes.
When they get depressed they cut their wrists in every direction.
They steal their sister's eyeliner and usually their mascara.
They say things like, "My life is like a black abyss, you know? It's so dark. And it's suffocating me, getting a hold of me and tightening it's grip. Tighter then my sisters pants, which look great on me by the way."
Hearing songs about getting dumped give them an erection.
They cry during classes.
They listen to Taking Back Sunday while crying and slicing their arm.
They feel real deep, when they dress like a drag. They call it freedom of expression, most just call them a fag.
CAUSE EMO, IS ONE STEP, BELOW TRANSVESTITE.
Their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes.
When they get depressed they cut their wrists in every direction.
They steal their sister's eyeliner and usually their mascara.
They say things like, "My life is like a black abyss, you know? It's so dark. And it's suffocating me, getting a hold of me and tightening it's grip. Tighter then my sisters pants, which look great on me by the way."
Hearing songs about getting dumped give them an erection.
They cry during classes.
They listen to Taking Back Sunday while crying and slicing their arm.
They feel real deep, when they dress like a drag. They call it freedom of expression, most just call them a fag.
CAUSE EMO, IS ONE STEP, BELOW TRANSVESTITE.
"Dear diary, mood: apathetic. I didn't have enough money to go the blood red romance and suffocate me dry concert. Which sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab my heart because I love you' and 'Rip apart my soul' and of course 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'"
"I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing"
"I don't jump around when I go to shows; I must be emo. I like to whine and hit my parentals; I must be emo. Me and my friends all look like clones; I must be emo
"I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing"
"I don't jump around when I go to shows; I must be emo. I like to whine and hit my parentals; I must be emo. Me and my friends all look like clones; I must be emo
by IMTOOEMOFORMYFACELMAOWTF July 21, 2008
Get the Emomug. Stupid kids who think that the world rotates around them. They feel that the world hates them for who they are. They let out their anger on the world by making crappy music which should be burned and pissed on. DOWN WITH EMO!
Guy 1:hey mr sad teenager, whats wrong?
Emo kid: I hate my life because it sucks
Guy 1: Well it cant be that bad
Emo kid: Yes it is, im going to cut my wrists.
Guy 1: what about all those third world children living in poverty.
Emo kid: They dont understand man, i am far worse off than that.
Guy 1: But you have loving parents and a place you can call home.
Emo kid: No i dont i burned my home.
Guy 1: why?
Emo kid: so more people could feel sorry for me.
Guy 1: cock.
Emo kid: I hate my life because it sucks
Guy 1: Well it cant be that bad
Emo kid: Yes it is, im going to cut my wrists.
Guy 1: what about all those third world children living in poverty.
Emo kid: They dont understand man, i am far worse off than that.
Guy 1: But you have loving parents and a place you can call home.
Emo kid: No i dont i burned my home.
Guy 1: why?
Emo kid: so more people could feel sorry for me.
Guy 1: cock.
by 70schild March 14, 2007
Get the emomug. by Wassup? September 26, 2007
Get the emosmug. Emo kid "Your so mean to me! Nobody understands me in this world! I'm going to cut myself now!"
Set "Do it dumbass! Give the knife, i'll do it for you!!"
Set "Do it dumbass! Give the knife, i'll do it for you!!"
by Set Abominae March 20, 2007
Get the Emomug.