Sharp Elbows

When someone's elbows are sharper than the average person's elbows.

Aw man, my sharp elbows tore my shirt for the fourth time!

by Riotouscrow March 27, 2013

fat elbow

Similar to "fat finger"
When the folds on your arms knock over stuff or accidentally dial an ambulance company.

"OMG, Patty just fat elbowed my latte, again!"

by DeltaAlphaLimaEcho March 17, 2016

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.

"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"

by bullernub January 5, 2011

Elbow buddy

Like friends with benefits, but not a serious. Mostly committed only to cuddling and holding hands, no sex or kissing.

Johanna wants an elbow buddy because she's too young to have a fuckbuddy and to scared of relationship commitment

by Edgedaddy October 20, 2016

Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

elbow shrink

Anyone that is not racially black. Originates from "knee grow" sounding like negro and being the opposite of elbow shrink

This guy is such an elbow shrink, lives in a good neighborhood and never been to jail.

by b1tchpwnslice November 9, 2012