Sharp Elbows

When someone's elbows are sharper than the average person's elbows.

Aw man, my sharp elbows tore my shirt for the fourth time!

by Riotouscrow March 27, 2013

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.

"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"

by bullernub January 5, 2011

Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

inner elbow

The soft closeable inner portion of the elbow where there is stretchy skin for the bending and unbending of the elbow

You should cough into your inner elbow.

by PinkBunnyX December 18, 2015

elbow shrink

Anyone that is not racially black. Originates from "knee grow" sounding like negro and being the opposite of elbow shrink

This guy is such an elbow shrink, lives in a good neighborhood and never been to jail.

by b1tchpwnslice November 9, 2012

Elbow Etiquette

the standard method of managing how two people place their elbows in a movie theater or other seating area with only one armrest between each pair of seats. Usually involves one person's elbows placed on the front of the rest, and the other's on the back.

Guy 1: At the movies last night the guy next to me's elbows kept hitting mine!

Guy 2: Bummer, sounds like he had poor elbow etiquette.

by wenis wars April 13, 2011