Freya Drunk

An extreme version of 'Drunk'
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.

Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk

I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk

by FabNab1506 December 8, 2016

Loser Drunk

When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville

Peter got so loser drunk last night he hasn't answered his phone in days because of how bad it was

by Sternpe1 July 2, 2016

hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

Drunk fries

Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night

Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.

Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!

by shalala88 December 20, 2008

Shrimp Drunk

This occurs after going to Red Lobster, ordering the never-ending shrimp, and eating to the point of shrimp intoxication. Some of the symptoms are blurred vision, double vision, speaking at a higher volume then normal, constant cursing, difficulty forming coherent thoughts, difficulty walking straight, and usually ends with a case of explosive diarrhea either the same night or the morning after. This state is difficult to acquire and requires at least 100 shrimp be consumed in order for the effects to be fully experienced. Treatments for this malady include cocktail sauce, copious amounts of Pepto Bismol/Kaopectate, and praying to the whatever god you hold sacred for mercy and some kind of ointment to prevent anal tearing.

So I went out with some friends for dinner and I ended up getting so shrimp drunk that I passed out on the floor of the Red Lobster bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a bible stuffed in my hands.

by Hawkeye from MASH November 5, 2010

Drunk Whisperer

The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.

Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.

by darcyism May 21, 2009

Bang Drunk

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.

"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"

by MagickDio September 28, 2011