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Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
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Doughnut

Oi crushy you daft fag stop being a fucking doughnut!
by Fridge67897 June 9, 2021
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Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls
Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."
by Hipps January 12, 2021
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Watermelon doughnut

weird unusual.

Used to call something weird

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Boy 1 : Look at that boy he’s so weird.
Boy 2 : Yes, he’s a watermelon doughnut
by sc-walkrrryan March 14, 2019
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Glazed Doughnut Hole

When a full term pregnant woman is getting fucked missionary and the guy plasters his load all over the summit of her bulging pregnant belly, subsequently by the force of nature the white hot goo flows down the sides of the ''doughnut hole" thus creating the glazed doughnut hole, available in many flavors including, chocolate, oriental, white chocolate, and spicy.
Dude i tell you, Hailey is a filthy animal. She let me make her a glazed doughnut hole last nigh. The she scraped the glaze off of her belly and ate it.
by Jkrider4x4 January 20, 2024
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Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.
by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023
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Cream Filled Doughnut

A Cream Fill Doughnut is when you fill your significant other with jizz in the anus and then eat their Anus up and try to get the jizz in your mouth and swallow
"Yo bro I just Cream Filled Doughnut Jessica bro it tasted a little weird, but it was so fun"
by pussy cat licker March 10, 2024
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