Douché 

Pronounced like “Touché” a word most often used to acknowledge a clever or well made point by another person, “Douché has similar context but opposite meaning. Essentially it’s a response to someone who is a douche or is acting douchy after they state something obvious or say something really annoying. Can be said to the douchebag directly or used more subtly as an exchange with a friend who is also witness to a douchfest. Douché is an expression best delivered with a smirk or eye roll.

Douche from across the street - “I’m sure you don’t know this but “Dos Vientos” means “two winds” in ESPANOL.”
Nice guy from next door - “Welcome to the barrio.” *Rolls eyes”
Me - *Smirk* “Douché”

Douché by AnitaRichman September 10, 2021

Douché 

A combination of the word douche and touché. Said in response to a douchey point and/or a point said by a douchey person. The douche will say something they think is intelligent, but in reality what they said will be some nonsense. In response you should, instead of acknowledging their point with the normal "touché," say "douché," calling their point and them douchey in one go. Maybe they won't even realize you said this word instead of the french one. Pronounced doo-shay.

Person 1: "My psychiatrist said that I'm entering a deep depression due to my brother's death."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."

Douché by CamTiki January 14, 2024

Douchẽ

(Doosh-A) A person who is a complete douchebag and also happens to wear a toupẽ.

Person 1: Awww fuck! Hair-piece Harold is here, man that guy is such an asshole!

Person 2: Yeah man, he’s always picking fights with people who end up kicking his ass… what a douchẽ!

Douchẽ by Joseph Gatto April 18, 2026

Douché

(Dew-Shay) Someone who is an asshole (Douche) and happens to wear a toupé (Che).

Person 1- Fuck man (Insert Name)‘s bald ass is here that rug on his head is obviously so fake.
Person 2- Yeah he’s such a dick he’s always picking fights that he can’t back up himself what a douché

Douché by Joseph Gatto April 29, 2026

Douche Box Hero 

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016

Douche my twat 

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

Douche my twat by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

douche knot 

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016