The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.
by andy1 January 16, 2006
Get the douche mark mug.Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009
Get the Douch Canoe mug.A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.
The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.
My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.
My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.
by bktscrambler October 6, 2009
Get the Douche Eye mug.More commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. Often performed by smiling on one side only. The douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking.
by Broski O'Bronald January 21, 2010
Get the Douche Grin mug.One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.
by tehmayor September 24, 2010
Get the Douche Wobbler mug.Place where doucehbags are created. Typically colleges with big frat and sorority populations. After these "people" are created, we suffer the consequences.
by Malpaso March 2, 2009
Get the Douche Farm mug.A thing, idea, or whatever that is done/used only because other people do it. Douche fad is used as a negative term, because it implies that people that are part of a douche fad cannot think for themselves or be themselves.
If you see a lot of people doing one thing that really annoys you, and can see that if only one person did it it would make that person look like a total idiot, it is probably a douche fad.
Understand that not all fads are douche fads. "That's what she said" is not because if used properly, it is genuinely funny. Other fads are cool too.
If you see a lot of people doing one thing that really annoys you, and can see that if only one person did it it would make that person look like a total idiot, it is probably a douche fad.
Understand that not all fads are douche fads. "That's what she said" is not because if used properly, it is genuinely funny. Other fads are cool too.
Examples of douche fads include:
Wearing your pants so low your boxers/thong is showing
Using overly used words like "awkward" (<--especially when it is misused) and "creeper". "Ignorant" also fits into this category
Doing the cool walk
Wearing your pants so low your boxers/thong is showing
Using overly used words like "awkward" (<--especially when it is misused) and "creeper". "Ignorant" also fits into this category
Doing the cool walk
by NJBoyy January 31, 2009
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