N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.
by Sarjas July 29, 2010
The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.
by andy1 January 16, 2006
Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.
by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009
A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
by areku1 February 14, 2013
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.
See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
by lingua franca October 2, 2012
by ndizzle855 February 19, 2011