dork snorkler 

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

dork snorkler by Phartman July 9, 2004

Dork Sector 

a section or zone, as of a city or any other compartment of one given area, which you don't want to even have to think about at all, or just otherwise bugs the crap out of you even thinking about.

Fred: oh my god, you take one step inside and this entire place smells like fucking hambuger. i'm never coming to AX again.

Ricky: i know let's get out of the dork sector and do something more constructive like go to in and out or something.

Dork Sector by Bud Master April 29, 2009

Dork Lips

A dork, suckup, one who follows the leader without question, tries to be tough but secretly hides behind the leader.

One who has a gay low voice with no emotion.

One who has gay hair style, and color

A person who randomly appears at the end of a movie in the "bad guys" group and has a brief cameo then never seen again.

Hey yeah, look "dork lips", why don't you make yourself useful and get me a cold drink

Dork Lips by LordxRaven October 23, 2011

dork nozzle 

an asshole who thinks he knows what he is talking about, but absolutely has no clue so covers it up in bullshit

A child psychologist who has no children

dork nozzle by P.J. Benson June 10, 2003

Dork walk 

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Dork walk by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills

"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "

dork-cornered by bella chiola February 24, 2010

dork plug

That bluetooth thing that sticks out of your ear

That dork plug makes you look like Lt Uhuru from Star Trek

dork plug by june t June 8, 2010