hairy dolphin

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.

That bitch Jenny wouldn't let me bust in her mouth, so I gave her a hairy dolphin.

by MKUltr4 February 10, 2010

Dolphin Style

A sexual position in which the female will lie flat on her stomach with her legs slightly spread. The male will proceed to penetrate her from behind, doing all the work and trying awkwardly to maintain both his balance and erection.

It is so named due to the female's resemblance to a beached floundering dolphin.

"I wanted to pound this girl doggy, but she just went straight into Dolphin Style."

"Lame bro."

by 2MVV October 30, 2012

electric dolphin

Similar to the shocker, in the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a girl's vag and a pinky in the ass (two in the blood one in the mud.) The difference lies in the fact that the two front fingers are twisted like an electrical chord and the thumb/dorsal fin is used for clitoral stimulation. The desired result is a woman's screech similar to the call of a dolphin (errhhaaa! errhhaaa!)

girl: errhhaaa! errhhaaa! errhhaaa!

guy: That's a mutha fuckin' electric dolphin for ya ass.

by Pete(y,r) July 22, 2006

dolphin kiss

The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.

While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.

She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her

by Joker5997 March 18, 2008

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

blue dolphins

1.) its not methamphetamine, it stands for METHYLamphetamine, not similar at all to meth.

2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins

3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.

There are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there.

by ufos8mycow January 19, 2007