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Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.
The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.
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Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)
by LeKemp July 11, 2018
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Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009
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Rusty Dock

A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.
Person 1: Dude, I think Jessica just Rusty Docked onto Ryan!

Person 2: No way! Go Ryan!
by Rusty Dockings August 30, 2013
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Docking Ceremony

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.
Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.
by icedelegance June 2, 2014
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Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.
He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.
by innovayahead November 16, 2014
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shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.
That bike seat went up my shocker dock.
by Knutmeg June 28, 2014
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