diving shit

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.

Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.

by Clese May 18, 2018

Anchor diving

Anchor diving is the act of using an anchor to propel one towards the bottom of a body of water. More commonly used in lakes, it is performed by holding onto an anchor then jumping into the water with it. It is recommended to use a lifejacket, as it can be used to float up afterward and prevent drowning.

"Hey Lauren, let's go anchor diving!"
"Sounds great! I'll go get the towels!"

by _Polcat January 6, 2018

nose-dived

When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.

Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

moonshine diving

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.

Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021