Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

accept the dive

When u finally decide to go to that pussy

Come on man, accept the dive

by I love pizza and ice cream February 29, 2016

diving shit

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.

Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.

by Clese May 18, 2018

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

Skin Diving

Performing the act of cunnilingus on a completely shorn vulva.

“Brohim, my gal got laser hair removal so now I’m skin diving instead of muff diving.”

by HR49 August 17, 2022

Dive of Life

When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does.

Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.

by OHS-DoomBringer October 20, 2007