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distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.
me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"
by okokoklalala May 2, 2023
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Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction
by Blofu February 13, 2012
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disgracing oneself

v. to acknowledge the shame of masturbation by crying during or afterwards
Jody found Jacob curled up in a ball in the corner of the shower with what could have only been tears on his face, big sticky white tears, and thought,"He must have been disgracing hisself," and giggled.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
District commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger
by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010
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Richmond District

An area in San Francisco where all the Russian Jews live. You will always know if the person is Russian in the Richmond district because they all where Chanel or Louis Vuttion and they always are either driving a BMW or Mercedes. Most Russians in SF are rude and full of themselves they love to party until 6AM and get drunk. Also ALL Russians in SF always go on vacation in groups of 70 people or more and they always go to places that are warm so look out when your at the airport.
You won’t believe all these Russian Jews in the Richmond district their so snobby.
by user2003 September 22, 2017
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Noosa district state high

Literally the worst school on the face of the fucking EARTH

And it somehow always smells like fucking burnt toast or GRAVY!!!
Guy: o shit my schools trash
Guy 2: well at least you don’t go to Noosa district state high
by You will never see August 5, 2019
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Canterbury And District

A game overrun by u13 shitty bus drivers and has niki minaj stans in it, it is also well known for having nonces.
Make sure if you see a nonce from Canterbury and District you run.
by Eboy1237197 January 15, 2022
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