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twilight diet

the routine used by Taylor Lautner to bulk up 30 lbs of muscle for his role in New Moon

According to Taylor, ""I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day,"

"At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself," he said. "My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."

“I’d wake up and my trainer would be like, ‘You need to have six egg whites, bacon, and toast. It became a lot. That was the hardest part, especially putting something in my mouth every two hours. At one point, my trainer was literally like, ‘Put anything in your mouth! Go to McDonald’s. Get the biggest shake possible. I just need get calories in you!’ Because my body fat at that time was only 7 ½ percent.”
Yo man I wanna get ripped.

Yeah man, follow the twilight diet!!!
by twilight_gym July 29, 2009
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Protein Diet

The act of ejaculating in someone elses mouth, thus giving them an ample serving of protein.
Dude, after she was done blowin me last night I put that bitch on a protein diet.
by AstrosFan4Life February 19, 2009
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daeth

The severe version of general term, "death" which is natural, eventual and all a part of the grand scheme of LIFE.

Daeth is different.

Daeth is induced by murderous Energies and malevolence inflicted against the Spirit of One to another causing the drain of LIFE FORCE.

It is the CORE of the
BLUES.
When he abandoned his wife and their three children, he doomed their family's Heart to daeth.

I don't need anyone to "love" me to daeth...Please love me to LIFE instead.
by Haleluhyah Harris October 21, 2010
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terri schiavo diet

simply put, to stop eating, to fast
Damn, you see that girls ribs, bitch must be on a terri schiavo diet.
by Peter Richie May 13, 2005
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Chili Dog Diet

Is when a guy shits (the chili) between a womans breast (the buns), and the guy sticks his cock (the hot dog) in the shit and proceeds to titty fuck her as she sucks the tip of his dick at the same time, eating the shit (the diet). Hence, the "Chili Dog Diet".
My buddy John keeps his bitches on a Chili Dog Diet then sends them home to kiss their husbands and children good night.
by Have Ben Nasty December 9, 2008
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AP Diet

The weight loss someone experiences after binging on multiple AP classes. Usually caused by just eating Top Ramen, Kraft Macaroni, or more commonly, nothing between cram sessions for classes.
Girl 1: Damn girl!! You be looking skinny today!!

Girl 2: Thanks, I've lost 50 pounds since Euro last yr!

Girl 1: Oh? AP diet?

Girl 2: Yup, this yr I'm taking 5, so there goes another 60 pounds!
by Treaux December 12, 2010
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diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.
"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."
by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007
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