mountain dew code red

When the Bible talks about the water of life, it's referring to this wondrous soda.

mountain dew code red

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

mountain dew-che bag

A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.

Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"

by Chris_Wright February 18, 2009

mountain dew live wire

Nectar of the Gods with an orange zing.

I drink Live Wire to satisfy my baser instincts.

by Stormy Spencer October 31, 2003

shake the dew off the lily

When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.

by Roxannaroxanna November 26, 2013

Dewcripl (Dew Cripple)

a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew.

"dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mountain dew like an angel taking a bath in cool crystal clear lagoon water"

by Billly bong January 14, 2009

mountain dew man

He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous

Mountain Dew man gives mountaindew

by Take it January 28, 2018

wad we dew

What the Abominations in Warcraft 3 say..when they want to say what we do...?

Abomination #1: Wad we dewwwwwwww...?
Abomination #2: mmmmhmm....Fresh Meat..........

by kelvinnnnnn March 27, 2008