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vin diesel

man: "who was that retarted monkey in 'Triple X'?"
woman: "oh that was Vin diesel"
by weezy daniels December 5, 2007
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wicked cock diesel

a word invented in the 2004-2005 school year in Royersford. Meaning to be so amazingly awesome, it makes "diesel" look like a word for cretins. Can be used as wcd for online purposes.
Dude did you see Batman Begins, it was wicked cock diesel (wcd).

That goal was wicked cock diesel!
by RHCP September 2, 2005
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Diesel

Someone or something is massive, absolutely gigantic, you have never seen something that huge before.
Troy: Oh man you should of seen the size of my boyfriends dick, it was fuckin diesel!

Jeff: Wow you are fuckin gay! Get the hell away from me you freak!
by Marfing November 13, 2006
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Diesel

I am going to give that bitch some diesel tonight
by Pele Jackson Jr. December 17, 2008
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Diesel

One who deletes your facebook comment(s) on his/her statuses or thier status itself because you either made them look stupid/like a fool or because you were right in an argument.
"He deleted my facebook comment, what a Diesel!"

"Lol he dieseled my facebook comment!"

"Stop being a Diesel!"
by BroncosFan21 January 1, 2011
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Diesel Jockey

One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.

Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.

'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.

Conversion costs:

1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230

The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.
My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey
by Carlos the Diesel June 24, 2004
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shaq diesel

The well known basketball star Shaquille o'neal who is too sure of himself and is good but is only dominate becuase he is massive. This is his rapping name. It is a tragedy that he even made music. People get upste with people like hilary duff who go from acting to singing, but they are much more talented and they basically have zero talent so that says somethin.
Dude1: Have you heard shaq diesel's album.

Dude2: Yea what the f*** was that. He should stick to basketball...Wait, he isn't very good at that either.
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005
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