Desperate

Emily Wood. The whore who will bring anyone down to her level so she's not alone. She will suck any dude's dick for attention, but nobody wants her anyways.

Dude, Emily Wood is so desperate. Do you think she'd blow me no strings attached?
Definitely not. She'd want to be in a relationship with you.
Dumb whore.

by ihateeverybody. June 18, 2010

Deeprun Tram

The Deeprun Tram is a slang term for a nightclub of exotic nature, providing commodations towards male homosexual swingers and their sexcapades.

Good golly, Erlang and I sure had a splendid time at the Deeprun Tram the other night.

by Karmady November 2, 2007

desperado

A desperado is a female that meets all of these characteristics...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection

and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends

but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...

Guy 1 "dude remember that kid back in high school that worked at 7-Eleven?"

Guy 2 "which one?"

Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."

Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"

Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"

Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"

Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"

Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"

by Fuck Will Smith... I Am Legend February 2, 2008

Really Desperate Housewives

Straight Porn, A girl and a guy fucking

I was watching some "really desperate housewives" last night, while i jacked off.

by FDAMAN July 14, 2011

Tales of the Desperate Heroes

An awesome series of videos on YouTube. These videos were made by crazyguy980. These videos feature all of your favorite superheroes. They started when Spider-Man joined the Fantastic 4 and had to choose between the Avengers and the Fantastic 4. He decided to go with Doc Ock. He became evil, but turned good again when the Avengers and Fantastic 4 teamed up. Dr. Doom now overpowered Doc Ock and works with Lex Luthor. Luthor works with the now evil War Machine who accidently kills Dr. Doom. Truley amazing.

Tales of the Desperate Heroes is the best YouTube video in the world. I love Tales of the Desperate Heroes.

by The Straight-edge Savior February 7, 2010

desperation station

The guy/girl who really desperate people go home with at the end of the night.

Sally- Hey where did Jill go?
Jill- Oh she went home with eric, the desperation station.

by BryanPearson February 4, 2007

desperado

a very sore butthole which may possibly be inflicted with a case of hemmmoroids. this may cause excessive pain. possible signs are: bloody butthole, excessive complaining, soreness, and restlessness

"you guys, desperado is killing me."

by wenis penis January 19, 2010