December 22, 2012

The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.

Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----

~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.

by ApocolypseNo January 13, 2013

December 22

The day when a sensitive, suicidal, depressed, lonely kid was born

Friend:hey you were born on December 22 Me:ya why
Friend :Damn your life must suck

by The Chocolate bar April 20, 2020

December 23

today is the best day ever bc its national go up to the people who r poopoo and say big L to u bc u r poopoo

shinkequa: hey karen since its december 23 big L to u bc u r poopoo
karen: bruh

by KoolaideGirl1 December 21, 2019

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

December 24

it's the day before fucking Easter no it's the day before a fatass man sneaksinto your chimney drinks all your milk eats all your cookies and gives you presants for being sorry that he burglarized your house of all your milk and cookies

dan:it's the December 24
stan:the day before easter
Dan:no the day before a fat man sneaks into your house

by JESUS CRIST IS MY NIGGA November 1, 2019

december 20

national skip school day

“it’s december 20th tomorrow”
“bro that means we get to skip school”

by bettyyy December 17, 2019

December 22nd

A bitch was born today, but it's alright. Go wish her a happy birthday and don't give her a gift cause you gotta save money dor Christmas presents.

john: you it's my gf's birthday, what should i get her?
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd

by ur local e-girl December 20, 2019