Dangling

The act of towering over your girlfriend from behind and draping your cock and balls over the top of her head. It should come down to at least eye level if your lucky. If your way more fortunate, then it will probably drape down to her nostrils or touch her lips.

Girl: "So, what did you have in mind this time?"
Man: "Well, now that were naked I want to try dangling."
Girl: "Oh, what's that?"
Man: *Looks at the Camera* "Oh, you'll find out."
*The man steps behind her and towers over her, draping his cock and balls over her forehead*
Girl: "I can't see anything!"
Man: "That's the whole premise of dangling, babe!"

by Faith Steel March 01, 2021

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

by bababooeyman69 October 29, 2023

Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard December 29, 2015

dangle sack

A sack or pouch to protect or hide your danglers

Brenda, that’s not a mask that’s my dangle sack!!!

If I knew she was such a gutter slut I would have brought my dangle sack

by Sir Dangle protector September 15, 2021

slaying dangles

To masturbate

I’m going to be slaying dangles in the shower.

by evapo777 February 13, 2018

Do-Dangle

An abstract meaning for an object or thing

Give me just one second, while I grab the Do-dangle

by iSPANKzombiez June 09, 2023

bingle bongle dingle dangle

a slur or different word for playing a snare drum while masterbating.

"bro when i get home imma watch someone bingle bongle dingle dangle"

by squbwarb January 23, 2023