Detroit dumptruck

When you fuck a girl with a dildo while she taking a shit

That crazy bitch wanted me to give her a Detroit dumptruck

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

Humpty-Dumptied

This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.

Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?

The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.

Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.

The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.

Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.

by Stoney69 December 18, 2020

gorrila dumpy

Adj: a term used to describe some ones fat ass

Person: damn she gotta gorrila dumpy

by BiggestElongatedScrotom May 12, 2021

Dumbfuck Dumptruck

Noun : When you are such a colossal idiot that you have to carry your stupidity in a dump-truck.

I called the dog a dumbfuck dumptruck when he bit my hand while I was trying to pet him.

by Ulfhersir October 12, 2021

Trauma dumpy

When your friend has been through a lot so they channel it into growing their booty

You: Looking thick today bro that ass looking tight
Friend: thanks bro I've been training hard since my dad left
You: Damn you double cheecked up you getting that trauma dumpy

by DeesLaw November 21, 2021

turbo dumpy

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass

“damn what i would give to have a turbo dumpy like her”

by sliceofacake March 9, 2022

Grumpy Dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing and feels bad to let go

I just shitted in my pants this shit a grumpy dumpy. -Palmer Mcshitter

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022