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Crash Dump

An excuse to smash your computer.
My computer kept on creating crash dumps when I tried booting up Skyrim, so Ithrew it out the window and smashed it with a hammer.
by WillyOnABus December 11, 2021
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Dump fuzz

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.
*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
by JKRex January 17, 2015
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Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.
Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.
by roninx17 January 11, 2011
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vadge dump

The Vadge dump is actual considered an art form in several countries. It requires one to excrement inside the vagina, any willing male or female, may participate in this act.
It does require some practice, the most commonly used technique is for the female to lie on the floor, with her hands holding her hips, in order to lift her legs akimbo in the air... the other participant should stand facing the opposite direction and whilst squatting try land that chocolate log aka dump inside the vadge aka vagina
Mitch "Hey Dom, I pulled that slut Julie in the pub last night"
Dom: "Wow I hear shes really dirty?"
Mitch "Tell me about it,she even let me vadge dump her! "
by Keithima February 13, 2017
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After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.
Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
by Damdman September 7, 2013
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mind-dump

n. & v. describing the act and result of a writer or speaker who makes a disorganized incoherent presentation of ideas and thoughts in no particular order and with no specific purpose on the mind of the writer or speaker. It is common in response to questions when there is no easy answer or when the writer/speaker has no idea what might constitute an answer. It can also be the sign of a lazy thinker or ignorant person afraid of simply saying ''I don't Know.''

mind-dumper describes the person who mind-dumps
mind-dumping describes the activity of one who mind-dumps
I read your freshman essay and the mind-dump I read was not helpful in answering the question asked. I wish the highschools did a better job of teaching their students how to think and express complete ideas in well-formed, well-organized, coherent, clear ways.
by hypocrisykiller October 8, 2009
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