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hairless doggy

The act of having guy on guy or guy on girl doggy style sex then when the guy finishes he donkey punches him/her and grabs a chunk of the partners hair and pulls it out.
Yo, bro I gave your girl a hairless doggy.
by joeiey joe December 7, 2010
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Asia the doggy

The cutest most lazy and adorable dog in the world! Tied with Joey the doggy of course. Asia has many names, including: China, Zimbobway, and Japan! Asia also has random moments of spaz attacks where she runs around the house with her tail between her legs. She is somewhat racist, viscously attacking any dark colored man in sight (sorry brad...).
OMG!!!!!! I JUST GOT ATTACKED BY ASIA the doggy! ..... its not my fault im black :(
by KT™ leader March 29, 2010
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doggie cam

The act of using the camera function on your cel phone to create a video of yourself doing a chick "doggie style" and sending it to all of your friends as a souvenier.
Jeff was really shocked when I sent him the video from when I doggie cam'd Scott's mother. Scott said he had doggie cam'd her himself before though.
by ddudley January 4, 2008
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Superman doggy style

Admit it, you came here from love island. No one knows apart from marcel and dom.
Marcel did you do superman doggy style on gabby?
by Louis3000 August 9, 2017
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doggie bag

wen sum person is all in ur face, and later u chop der dog into peeces wid a chainsaww and put it in a dog bag aand wip it at teh hater. wile dy r all liek aaaaah u chop dem in haff using teh saem chainsaww.
I doggie baged sum hatahz
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Doggie Doo Snowcone

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.
by Brent Smagler August 19, 2012
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Doggy style birth

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.
Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.
by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011
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