When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
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A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
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by Chico H December 31, 2005
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