Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.
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that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.
"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"
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Get the Post Warped Tour Depression. mug.Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
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Get the post-party depression mug.To avoide doing or even thinking about something you want to do very much. The main reason for not doing it is fear of guilt or losing the respect from a parent or peer. In fact, you make yourself believe that you really don't even want to do the thing you are repressing.
Shasha: "Cindy, do you want to go clubbing and get wasted? Maybe we will pick up some guys."
Cindy:" No, my mom won't approve and dancing and guys shouldn't be appealing to me anyway. I think I will stay home, knit and drink water. Yeah! that sounds much more fun!"
Shasha (to self) : "She has repression bad"
Cindy:" No, my mom won't approve and dancing and guys shouldn't be appealing to me anyway. I think I will stay home, knit and drink water. Yeah! that sounds much more fun!"
Shasha (to self) : "She has repression bad"
by Happiness is the Best May 25, 2012
Get the Repression mug.When two or more people argue over who has a worse life. Most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.
12 year old: I'm so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}
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