Dentist

an asshole that no one likes except for their mothers. its even worse if you have one that doesnt wear a mouth gard thing because then they breathe all over you and where they breathe turns white and dies because of malaria. then they shove a bill in your face but you say fu-- then they bitch slap you and inject you with pain killers before you can finish saying fuck you. then when youre knocked out or in lala land they either forge your signature or steal your money or throw you in the industrial size meat grinder and feed your remains to their little demon kids that they never stop bitching about.

dentist:my kids have wings and red skin but no penis!

dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls*

dentist:that didnt hurt

by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck November 18, 2006

Dented Grill

When a girl has a great body but an ugly face. As in a Butterface.

She has a killer body, but a Dented Grill!

by Miekow July 15, 2004

denturocracy

Political system in which the person with the straightest whitest smile gets to run the country.

America is the world's premier denturocracy.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

Dental Procedure

A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.

I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.

She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

Prognatus-Denti

Latin for "born" and "teeth," referring to vampires created by being bitten by another vampire, and consequently possessing fewer rights or powers than a vampire born from a family of descendents (sometimes called Prognatus-Sangrea) of the first vampire.

She wasn't a true vampire, she was a Prognatus-Denti.

by Megumi Ichigo June 27, 2007

Taylor Denton

The most amazing girl that i have ever met. =)

Taylor Denton has personality, sense of humor, shes mellow, down to earth, and beautiful.

by tokinazn420 October 16, 2011

french dentist

When someone rubs toothpaste on their teeth with their finger to freshen their breath because they don't have a toothbrush or chewing gum.

Jeff: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Jean-Pierre: No sir, but I have some toothpaste in my pocket, you can use it for a French Dentist.
Jeff: Get away from me you filthy French animal.

by AlexanderTehGreat January 2, 2017