colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Clont

The word used best to describe someone being a cunt, or a retard

Jayden was angry and Pierce for being a fucking clont

“Hey Jayden, stop shoving items up your ass like a clont!”

by ShutUpConner May 7, 2020

strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"

by Jebi Se June 28, 2007

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

by Kron' May 19, 2008

Colon+crockpot

Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom

"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."

How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot

by Buddah61 August 29, 2016

clondike

A word to describe someone that is slow with about anything in general but not with any type of mental disability,and someone who might have trouble catching on to everyday things.

Hey clondike why dose it take you ten minutes to put your shoes on its as if your slow or something.

by 2287bry February 4, 2012

clonehighsexual

-attraction to clone high characters

1:"Hey bro im clonehighsexual"
2:"You mean you're a simp for clone high?"
1: "No jfk and van gogh is just really hot"
2:"Simp."

by Pearlituz December 3, 2020