clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.

Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.

by Strodum June 14, 2020

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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 July 15, 2017

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(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

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