da curb

to be close to da curb is when you’re about to fall for someone who has no interest in you

talayah: this kid is so cuteee
ashley: he doesn’t know you, don’t get close to da curb

by whiteManzWhore March 11, 2020

Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.

That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021

Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017

Developing Curb

The slight slope where a curb angles upward from the road at an approxiamate 45 degree slope.

A women driver popped her tire on a developing curb.

by smile2009 September 21, 2009

curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by anonymous April 14, 2023

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023